Hi guys! It’s me, Oscar the Beagle.
I really can’t figure out what’s going on with the humans around here. I’ve seen so many of them walking by the house with masks on. I don’t think it’s Halloween because I don’t see any candy laying around. Trust me, I would know. Plus I noticed that they seem to keep their distance from each other. No one gets too close.
So, the only thing I can figure out is —- they must all smell! Think about it! They have a mask over their nose so they can’t smell anything and they must not want to get close to each other because of the smell!
I think we should make tomorrow National Bath Day! For them, not me. I had one this month. Or was it last month?
Why not? That’s what Grammy does to me whenever she says, “You stink!” And then she usually turns away.
My humans seem to be fine. I haven’t noticed anything here at the house and I know that they shower every day. Come to think of it, Grammy and Uncle Matt haven’t been going out much so maybe everyone else does smell.
Actually Grammy did say the other day that the stores were all out of toilet paper so……. See where I’m going with this?! America needs a bath!
There you go! The answer to your problems.
Glad I could help!
Oh and one more thing: I told you how I was losing some fur and someone would see me on a walk and they would say, “Oh what’s wrong?” Then Grammy would have to explain about my medicine. Well my Auntie Kat bought me a Red Sox Hoodie so my hair loss is hidden. Plus it keeps me warm. I only wear the hood at night. When it’s dark. I look “cool.”
Thanks Auntie Kat! How are the Red Sox doing? Does anybody know?
Woof Wednesday is the world through the eyes of 11-year old Oscar the Beagle. Oscar lives in Fairhaven with Pete, Priscilla and Uncle Matt and his best buddy Baxter the Golden Retriever.
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