Hi guys! Its me….Oscar the Beagle.
I kinda like how the weather is starting to warm up. We’ve had some nice days. Some are still cold and windy though.
Grammy takes us for a walk every day when she’s home. Grampy only goes if it’s not too cold. Whimp!
He says he can’t walk us alone because Baxter is too strong and if Grampy was out with the two of us on a leash and Bax saw a cat….well Grampa would go flying down the street or his arm might pop out. And Grampy says he can’t take just me because that wouldn’t be fair to Baxter. Personally, I don’t care if we’re not fair to Bax because I never told him to get that big but…..I don’t make the rules around here. I wish I did, in fact, I think I should.
If I made the rules we would have unlimited cookie time and no more stupid baths. But I’m not so I try to make the best of it.
At least when Grampy walks with us he doesn’t have to deal with his big Beagle ears flopping in the wind. Grammy keeps saying I’m probably going to get airborne some day but I figure if it hasn’t happened yet, I doubt that it will.
Check this out:
It was 4:30 p.m. in the afternoon and he was just lounging on the couch when he should have been serving me dinner!
How difficult can it be: we eat twice a day! The two most important times of the day I think are mealtime and mealtime. Don’t mess it up and don’t forget. That man just doesn’t move fast enough.
I gotta hand it to Baxter, he came up with a great idea! When it gets near mealtime, and grampy gets a phone call….. Bax starts barking! And he doesn’t stop! That way if Grampy wants to hear the call….he has to feed us even if it’s a little early. It’s not like I have a watch. In fact I don’t think I have a wrist. I start barking too to help Baxter out. Teamwork ha-ha!
He never picks up his sneakers either.
Yeah so that’s my crazy life with these humans. I get up in the morning after a night of stealing bed space, have breakfast, go outside 5 or 20 times, nap, have cookies, mealtime ( which is never on time if you ask me), more naptime until bedtime.
I put up with silly grampy and his nicknames.
It’s what I do.
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