Woof Wednesday

Hi guys! It’s me, Oscar the Beagle. I gotta tell you, I am really enjoying the cooler weather and Baxter is too. It’s nice to have the windows open. The weather box in the window is okay but the fresh air smells a whole lot better. It’s nice to go for a walk too because we don’t have to keep it short then come back to the house and pass out for the afternoon.

I guess we had National Dog Day the other day? So is that a special day? Were we supposed to get presents? Did you get 50% off your purchases at your favorite store? Sing National Dog Day Carols? Maybe I could get big savings if I’m an Amazon Prime member! (I don’t know what any of that means by the way.) Grampy took our picture again. He’s always taking our picture.

I gotta tell you that I am really confused here at the house. Grammy and Grampy are always telling me to stop licking the floor, BUT, Grampy keeps dropping stuff.

This weekend it was Grammy’s birthday. I think she’s 12 or something. Grampy actually baked her a cake and, as usual, he spilled some of the cake mix on the floor. Was I wrong? It’s my job to clean it up! I’m just licking everyday in case I’m missing something. I think I’m being efficient. They don’t. Oh well.

Yeah I was a little rascal again this weekend. Grammy and Grampy went out again (without ME). They were gone like FOREVER! I had nothing to do once I finished my list of stuff to do.

SATURDAY

• Wake up
• Eat kibble
• Go out
• Nap
• Go out and sniff.
• Lick floor. Yeah, they don’t like that.
• Beg Grampy for some of his lunch.
• Nap
• Go out and sniff anything I might missed.
• Eat kibble for dinner.
• Wait for bedtime.

See? Everything was done! I snuck up on the back of the couch and was able to get to a bag. I thought it might be Cheez Its but it was a box of markers for the church and the back to school drive. Once I tore into it and saw what it was I stopped. Grammy was still a little mad. Grampy said my poop would have been funny colors if I had kept going. Yeah, we are so thankful to live with such a funny man.

I say if Grammy and Grampy are going to go out (without ME) they should leave something for me and Baxter to do. Give us the TV remote to watch Animal Planet or set up some doggy videos on YouTube. Have you seen this one?

They could leave snacks. Snacks are always a good thing. Lots and lots of snacks. Maybe a Scavenger Hunt around the house to find the snacks. That’s kind of what I do now tearing open boxes and stuff. Oh well. Like I said last week, I need a hobby.

There was one box I didn’t get into. Grammy got something for her birthday that I haven’t seen yet. I heard something today that sounded weird.

I’ll let you know as soon as I know.