In my own defense….I thought it was food. It didn’t smell like food and it certainly didn’t taste like food, but it looked good.
Hi guys! It’s Oscar the Beagle and last week I chewed on Grampy’s new Cookbook.
He left it on the counter where I could reach it (If I stuck my neck waaaaayyyyyy out) and it really looked yummy.
I think I told you last week that Grampy got this big outdoor cooking thingy. He also got a cookbook with some ideas in it. What can I say? I tore right into it.
That outdoor cooking thingy is pretty cool. I always go out to help Grampy. He leaves that thing called a spatula right where I can get it. I lick it clean for him. The things I do for this guy! We haven’t had any falling meat yet but I’m ready!
Grammy says she’s worried that I might hurt myself someday. In the morning when it’s breakfast time I get all excited and jump up in the air and turn myself around! I can’t help it! I’ve done that as long as I can remember!
Breakfast time is the BEST time in the world! Next to suppertime of course. You humans are really missing out. Grampy just shuffles his way to the coffee maker and then sits with coffee and checks his phone. Maybe he’ll have a banana but he doesn’t enjoy BREAKFAST TIME!!!!
Grammy doesn’t do the coffee thing. Sometimes she makes some eggs or maybe a bagel. Not a Beagle, a bagel. See what I did there? She doesn’t get too excited either.
Breakfast time is the BEST. First of all, it comes after you guys sleep what seems like forever! If you took more naps during the day maybe you wouldnt have to sleep so much at night.
Then, if you’re like Grampy, the alarm goes off two or three times and he doesn’t even get up yet. Why does he even set it to go off so early if he never gets up until half an hour later? Just set it a half hour later! Then he would probably wait another half hour.
I’m gonna make that my goal…teach the humans to love breakfast time. I’ll let you know if it works.
Can’t you just picture Grampy jumping up and down and spinning around for his coffee? I better have Grammy bring home the ambulance thing.
Leave a Reply